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Post by matilda wilde on Aug 8, 2010 0:06:57 GMT
my dear amy,
- - - - ...well, technically, everyone starts learning for exams the minute we get here. i simply choose to, you know... retain the information that i learn.
oh, come on! i told you that was an accident! i wouldn't ever purposely get you in trouble! cross my heart! pinky promise and everything! :c
....i'll do my best to be as kind as possible. but, dear sister, desperate times do call for desperate measures.
love, the one and only matilda.
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Post by amelia wilde on Aug 8, 2010 0:17:23 GMT
dear matti,
- - - - you're such a ravenclaw. us puffs, we aren't too bothered about exams. i'm pefectly happy with my four O's, five E's & my T. no one else got a T in divination, i feel quite accomplished. it's hard work failing something, i'll have you know.
accident or not, you still won't get me back in that forest! there are massive spiders in there! professor kettleburn says that they're acromantula & that their venom is highly valuable but .. giant spiders, matt! spiders! that are giant! gjeoirgjreg.
no, no no no no, you will be nice & kind & not give him any cause to doubt that you are not me. & don't call him boner, either, i know what you're thinking.
from, amy. xo
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Post by matilda wilde on Aug 8, 2010 0:39:40 GMT
my dear amy,
- - - - ...but that's a good thing, isn't it? wouldn't it be bad if i were sorted into ravenclaw but i was actually, like... i don't know... a slytherin? or vice versa.... speaking of slytherins......... /grumblegrumble I8<
wait.... wait, wait, wait.... you saw acromantula?! like, you actually saw them?! sdafjaslkdjf if there was ever anything i was jealous of you for, this is one of those things. ughhhhh!
what?! come on, that's pure gold! i have to! D:
love, the one and only matilda.
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Post by amelia wilde on Aug 8, 2010 0:56:03 GMT
dear matti,
- - - - you wouldn't be a slytherin. dad would have made sure you turned out the way you did. i don't think he'd have let you back in the house if you'd been a slytherin. i'm so glad i don't have a slytherin picking on me every chance he gets; just think, if you hadn't been a claw or a puff or a gryff, you might have grown up your WHOLE LIFE knowing walker. think how much more insane you'd be. c:
................................................. you baffle me.
no! matilda wilde, don't you dare!
from, amy. xo
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Post by matilda wilde on Aug 8, 2010 1:44:34 GMT
my dear amy,
- - - - that's true. so it's good thing i'm not.... oh, god. can you imagine... being in the same school house and class as him. for seven years! ughhh i can hardly stand to see him in the hallway. he drives me nuts! he's such a pompous bastard! it's like... like he thinks he is some sort of blessing to grace the surface of the earth! what does he expect me to do, bow and kiss his feet? just because mummy and daddy give him everything his pansy little heart desires doesn't mean everyone else in the world is going to. he needs a serious reality check.
...what do you mean, "you baffle me"?! ACROMANTULA, AMS. AC. RO. MANTULA. lfkajsdlfksj!
...b-but! .....party pooper. :c
love, the one and only matilda.
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Post by amelia wilde on Aug 8, 2010 1:59:05 GMT
dear matti,
- - - - oh please, you can't talk about someone that much & hate them. i bet you don't even hate him half as much as you say you do, you're just too stubborn to admit otherwise. i mean seriously. every conversation we have ends up including him at some point sooner or later.
great. big. giant. spiders. why you'd want to get within a ten foot radius is beyond me. did i mention they tried to eat me? 'cause they did. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HALF A TWIN IF IT WEREN'T FOR KETTLEBURN.
no. end of. >:c
from, amy. xo
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Post by matilda wilde on Aug 8, 2010 2:41:53 GMT
my dear amy,
- - - - wh-what?! no! i hate him! i hate him a lot! i wish he would eat slugs! ....how can you even think that? he's spent his entire life tormenting me! why wouldn't i hate him? of course i hate him! .....i really, really, really, really hate him! ...a lot!
well, i certainly hope you told professor kettleburn thank you! as much of a pain in my rear end you can be sometimes, i certainly don't want you turned into some spider's sandwich........no, but, really. acromantula are severely misunderstood creatures!
:c
love, the one and only matilda.
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Post by amelia wilde on Aug 8, 2010 21:57:50 GMT
dear matti,
- - - - mmhm, yes, okay, of course you do. i believe you, i do. but you clearly don't remember that time you admitted that you thought that he wasn't totally repulsive.
well, of course i did! i also told him i was dropping care of magical creatures, but, yknow, i think he understood. acromantula are the spawn of wizard satan & i will be perfectly happy if i never see or go near one ever again. they're giant spiders, matt! i'm just not really a bit fan of spiders that are giant, or that want an amy sandwich.
from, amy. xo
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Post by matilda wilde on Aug 8, 2010 22:15:35 GMT
my dear amy,
- - - - ....we agreed to never bring that up. ever again... ever.
well! take it as a compliment! you just looked too scrumptious to not want to make a sandwich out of you! (:
love, the one and only matilda.
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Post by amelia wilde on Aug 10, 2010 15:48:44 GMT
dear matti,
- - - - just proving my point, matti. you know you're thinking it, you just can't bear to change your mind & admit it.
oh, yeah, sure, someone wants to eat me. think of it this way, matti; if they tried to eat me 'cause i'm so 'scrumptious' then you will meet the same fate.
from, amy. xo
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Post by matilda wilde on Aug 13, 2010 7:09:44 GMT
my dear amy,
- - - - well, if that's what you think, then maybe i'll just make it clear to mr. bones that you've got quite the hots for him. i'm sure he wouldn't mind, after all. (:
well then i shall die a happy, wilde girl sandwich. at least i would have gotten to see an acromantula up close~~
love, the one and only matilda.
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