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Post by marlene mckinnon on Aug 6, 2010 14:22:51 GMT
ALICE,
i just wanted to let you know, your hair looks gorgeous today. i'm extremely jealous considering that mine looks like an owl's nest. oh and you're coming to the lock in right? MARLEY.
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Post by alice logan. on Aug 6, 2010 14:31:56 GMT
dear marley,
- - - - yours doesn't look like an owl's nest; it looks pretty! & thank you; i haven't done anything with it. i overslept this morning & didn't have time to brush it or anything, so mine looks more like a nest than yours. i am, you & lily & the others are coming with me though; i'm not going down on my own.
from, alice. xo
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Post by marlene mckinnon on Aug 6, 2010 14:38:20 GMT
ALICE,
see, this is why i love you alice (: but yeah, i was just asking because i was going to suggest the same thing. i wouldn't even be going to the stupid thing if it wasn't for the guys, they would give us shit about it for weeks. you girls and firewhiskey are going to be my strength. and oh wow, apparently you're gay now...haha. MARLEY.
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Post by alice logan. on Aug 6, 2010 14:42:47 GMT
dear marley,
- - - - if i went down on my own i wouldn't get past the entrance to hogsmeade. the boys are going to jump out at us, i just know it :c prepare to be clung to, okay. lily & peter & remus & frank are all going to be subjected to my clings & you're no different. i'm only going 'cause james said he'd tease me about remus again if i didn't go. >:c oh, i am? lovely, that's nice to know. i'll just let my boyfriend know, mmhm.
from, alice. xo
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Post by marlene mckinnon on Aug 6, 2010 14:50:59 GMT
ALICE,
they will, when we least expect it too. and then the majority of us will die of heart attacks and the boys will find it absolutely hilarious. i think the safest option is to just clump together, drink about a galleon of firewhiskey and run for it. yeah, because you totally spend all your time checking out chicks when you have a gorgeous boyfriend. i'm sure that frank would love to know you're gay and all, oh that and he's your "gay beard" too. seriously, wtf. MARLEY.
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Post by alice logan. on Aug 6, 2010 14:57:16 GMT
dear marley,
- - - - forget heart attacks, i know i'm going to scream so loud i'll lose my voice. i'm going to die, marls, i just know it. :c i'm not exactly the bravest gryffindor around. gjnekrg firewhiskey? i'm not drinking a gallon; i'll bring butterbeer too for those of us who are lightweights just me then. oh marls, it's always been you, i think you're gorgeous~ honestly, why would i be gay when i have frank? i mean, i have nothing against them whatsoever .. i just love frank. it was probably cissa or lia who said that, stupid slytherins. next time i see a slytherin i'm docking twenty points. that's not abusing my power .. is it?
from, alice. xo
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Post by marlene mckinnon on Aug 6, 2010 15:02:32 GMT
ALICE,
aww alice, i'll protect you! with my...skills. we're going to live for many years after this stupid lock in, just you wait and see. i think i have a few bottles of butterbeer in the dorm, you can take them as well. knowing my luck, the next blast will be about how you've turned gay for me and we're in some fucked up love triangle. i really do think that it's those slytherin bitches, it's obvious that they want frank in the pants. and no way is it abusing your power! you see, this is why i didn't get prefect. slytherin would have no points left if that were the case! MARLEY.
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Post by alice logan. on Aug 6, 2010 15:07:45 GMT
dear marley,
- - - - i can't wait until we're fifty & have about 2390823985 grandchildren. just watch, the boys will still terrorise us. oh, thank you! i think i only have about .. two .. possibly three. i'll take my big bag so you can just shove everything in there, i don't mind. i need to have a heavy bag anyway, or i don't feel right. oh i know right? i'm sorry, i just .. no, frank's the only person i'll ever need c: & they can want all they like, frank would never cheat on me! they always go on about how frank's going to start wandering off if i don't have .. you know .. with him soon, but i'm just .. i'm just not there yet. i love him, but i can't do that just yet. & no, you didn't get prefect 'cause mcgonagall didn't think you were responsible enough. you wouldn't do your prefect duties & you know it.
from, alice. xo
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Post by marlene mckinnon on Aug 6, 2010 15:17:40 GMT
ALICE,
i think we should have epic parties with our enormous families; i'm going to have one boy and one girl i've decided. no more than two, i refuse to put myself through that. and brilliant, i didn't want to have to take a bag, i've decided i'll be holding at least one bottle of firewhiskey so that takes the weight off a tiny bit. thank god you're into frank and not me because although you're gorgeous, i like guys and their manly...parts. i'm censoring certain words just for your dear (: i swear to god those bitches are blind. frank would never cheat on you, that's so ridiculous. but he is a guy and no doubt wants to have sex with you. you know i have plenty of advice to give you about that topic. mcgonagall obviously remembered that time in the astronomy tower when she was choosing prefects; you're right though, i wouldn't do my duties. i can barely remember to feed my cat. MARLEY.
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Post by alice logan. on Aug 6, 2010 15:25:47 GMT
dear marley,
- - - - i want two boys & three girls, mainly 'cause i've always wanted sisters but i got owen & ashley instead. i don't mind; as far as little brothers go, they're quite decent. they don't mind me being a witch at all. c: i've even decided on names & the order in which i want them; george, ellie, sadie, jackson, & isobel. c: i'll just need to .. yknow .. with frank first. but definitely, we'll have to have like, reunion parties & bring our kids along & play matchmaker with them. c: good, good, i can barely even say those words, never mind read them. >_> well .. you know .. they're slytherins & i'm a muggleborn .. of course they have something against me. me & lily are prime targets for them. & i'm sure you do, but like i said last time you tried to sit me down & have a chat with me, i'll ask you when i don't feel quite so terrified by the idea. .. does it hurt? she obviously did; she said one of the main reasons she picked me for prefect was because i was always chasing after you & trying to keep you out of trouble. barely? marley, you don't feed your cat at all! i do; i feed dinah & your cat at the same time. which reminds me, i demand you start paying for cat food. c:
from, alice. xo
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Post by marlene mckinnon on Aug 6, 2010 15:34:10 GMT
ALICE,
little brothers are awesome, big brothers are a pain in the ass. i got most of my sexual knowledge from them and their conversations, my innocence was lost at a very young age. oh my god! one of my kids should definitely marry one of your kids and then we would be related! we will tie everything in somehow, don't you worry. i'm so sick of this blood status shit...i'm a pureblood, i can put those bitches in their place like the gangster i am. either that or they would beat me up. and trust me al, sex is not scary. you can also burn calories doing it, just so you know. there is nothing to be scared of and it's frank, he's basically the nicest guy around. i don't know where i would be without you alice logan, probably throwing detention parties every other night. it sort of sucks that you aren't a guy, i could pay you in sexual favors for feeding my cat. but i suppose i will just have to buy you some awesome birthday present that you will never forget (: MARLEY.
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Post by alice logan. on Aug 6, 2010 15:44:53 GMT
dear marley,
- - - - owen & ash are awesome; they tell everyone i go to boarding school; they know they can't tell people i'm a witch. c: i think ash is a bit jealous though; i don't blame him. he's fourteen & i'm pretty sure he's had more experience than i have. my innocence is still intact, sort of. your conversations don't help. merlin's pants! yes! of course, oh my wizard god, that would be amazing! i want ellie to be my massively smart daughter, she's going to be like me & she's going to go to oxford or cambridge, somewhere impossibly hard to get into. maybe george could marry your little girl c: & i know right? what is the point in hating each other just on blood status? i may be a muggleborn but that doesn't make me any less of a witch; if anything i'm better than most purebloods because of it. yeah, yeah, so you keep telling me, but lizards aren't scary & you're terrified of them, marl. i'll get over it in my own time, i guess. & he is .. even if he is being a bit .. i don't know .. forceful's not the right word. but he's been asking a lot more lately. oh, i don't mind feeding him. c: he eats all the flavours dinah won't touch, it's not a big deal. c:
from, alice. xo
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Post by marlene mckinnon on Aug 9, 2010 1:59:34 GMT
ALICE,
alright, so i'm thinking that i love your brothers...in a totally non-sexual way, i'm not that much of a cougar. i agree, george can marry my daughter and it will just be perfect. they will have known each other for their entire lives so it will be only a matter of time until they realize that they love each other and then, the wedding! and honey, you are a better quality person than the majority of purebloods at this school, especially the slytherins. lizards aren't fun okay? sex is. they're two completely different things. i can't really blame frank either; you're gorgeous, of course he'd want you in the pants. just talk to him about it if you're feeling uncomfortable or whatever. MARLEY.
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Post by alice logan. on Aug 9, 2010 10:36:28 GMT
dear marley,
- - - - i'm sure ash has a crush on you; remember the last time you were over? he doesn't act that weird normally. & yes! george will marry your little girl & everything would be amazing & they'd make us the prettiest grandmothers around. except i don't want to be called granny. i'll be nanny, like my mum & nanny. c: i .. well, we .. we got a bit .. carried away the other day. it was rather hard to say no. x;
from, alice. xo
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Post by marlene mckinnon on Aug 9, 2010 10:51:42 GMT
ALICE,
that's so adorable. at least you can say he has standards, you should see some of the tramps my brothers have dated. we have to be cool and good looking grandmothers. like yeah, we bake cookies and everything but also go wind surfing and all of that. OHMYGOSH! why didn't i hear about this!? i'm a bit disappointed that i didn't find out before you told me. what happened? i need details girl! MARLEY.
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